1st day of 6th Form, looking good but feeling mad nervous 😘😣

telapathetic:

When someone cancels plans you were really looking forward to

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(via laughing-llama)

petparent:

*gets sweaty from blogging*

(Source: barebackinq, via laughing-llama)

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

(Source: gaynonon, via laughing-llama)

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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(via laughing-llama)

langsettte:

#me
rahhb:

There’s no graffiti like Broadway graffiti
Mi madre is the bestest #Breakfast #Healthy #Yummy
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