nostalgiaultra:

Me in the party: Gosh golly! This beat is… Whoo! This beat is… DANDY!

(via laughing-llama)

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via laughing-llama)

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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(via laughing-llama)

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via laughing-llama)

fasterfood:

"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.

(via laughing-llama)

unpopuler:

eating healthy sounds like a great idea until you start to miss your favorite junk foods

(via laughing-llama)

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER
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